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will be away! hey a dedication post for all sad ppl out there.. hope this post will cheer u up.. yeah u! im refering to u gerl~ n also to all sad ppl out there reading this post.... n il be away from friday 5am to wednesday... friday to sunday ill be goin to melaka.. then monday to wednesday ill be having my clan chalet.... so READERS MISS ME MAN! so yea first up im goin to tell u a story hope dat will make u laugh... hmmmm.... let see..... first thing first, i cnnt make a racist joke here coz this blog is public so ya.. too bad.... coz i have alot of racist joke.. tot of posting it but.. nah.... k story... let me thinkk.. k im gonna create it nw randomly.. so if nt funny, sorie uh readers... k its goes something like this.. a boy named john who is naughty... even before both his parent died, they say if u nvr change u will end up in jail when ur older...... so as per normal john will be ignoring his parents words... so nt long after dat both his parent died on an accident.. both of them was bang by a shitload truck... his father died because was thrown out of the car towards the front windshield of the car n was stuck inside shitload... his mother died before dat due to horrible shocked... i pity their family man... so ya... next few years... when john was 19, he was the most wanted man! he was a maniac magician.. people call him wizard... he always called up a volunteer to the stage n make them disappear n nvr appear back.. n he himself make himself disappear n appear somewhere far.... n his volunteer always will be found inside opposite sex toilet near there... i gt his picture below here....  since he was a such a wanted man..he make himself disappear from others... a msg that he left to all his fans is.. " if osama cn hide very long why couldn't i" 2 days after everywan noes abt that msg, he was caught.... he was caught having a snack in the toilet.... a pic dat i receive from police is this wan below...  he was sentence to jail for 3years n 1stroke of cane... after dat one stroke of canes, dat hurt so much dat he cannot tahan.... he decided to repent n turn to a new leaf... so when inside the jail, he started to stick himself to his religion n keep praying... his sentence then was shorthen to 2years... then he was out a free man.... first thing first he decided to find a job.. since he gt such a pretty face, he went to apply a job as a face model.... a photo i steal from him...  after which he was very famous..his face was at most magazine cover... here are some of it..    yeah.. nice aren't they? i noe! sometimes i dream of dat face.. such a cute boy! since he was so famous... he was called up fer an interview for this speacial show.. i cnt remeber wat show... bt then i gt a snap of a photo of him at the tv screen...  so handsome he... im so jealous dat i wan to look like him... haish... few years later was very very rich! even his country dime changes to his face....  money notes change to his face.....  he was bloody2 rich.. then he had an invention dat can send him to mars.. John acualli had a big dream.. his dream is to go to mars n meet aliens... so he invent a space ship for him alone to go to mars... so this is pic... of him inside his spaceship... .jpg) hell yeah he meet alien.. bt he told me dat alien doesnt look as wat u human think as... they look way way way fucking way different from wat u think... they have 2 different looks... 1 is like this... .jpg) n another look like this.... .jpg) wat a creepy mars... i will nvr go there man... bt i salute john's dream n salute his accomplishment of goin there n making frens... he even brought one of alien creator back home n make it as his pet... .jpg) this is him...we call him pussy.. even tho he look like a monkey and his nt a cat, bt he always rub his private part... dats why john called him pussy.. he is so smelly man.. if u wanna noe how mars smell like.. u shud smell pussy... dat is wat john told me... hell yeah its disgusting.... so ya.... after fewyears later he died of lung cancer coz he is a heavy smoker.... pity him.. let him rest in peace... a picture of his tombstone....  k i hope all of u are inspire bt his story n at the same time laugh to it.. ya! ============================================================================ k n another is just pic that i found dat is very funny..... so here they are....         k dats all folks... gtg!bye.. see all of ya on wednesday.. hope to see some tagg!
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