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will be away!

hey a dedication post for all sad ppl out there..
hope this post will cheer u up..
yeah u!
im refering to u gerl~
n also to all sad ppl out there reading this post....

n il be away from friday 5am to wednesday...
friday to sunday ill be goin to melaka..
then monday to wednesday ill be having my clan chalet....
so READERS MISS ME MAN!


so yea first up im goin to tell u a story hope dat will make u laugh...

hmmmm....
let see.....
first thing first, i cnnt make a racist joke here coz this blog is public so ya..
too bad....
coz i have alot of racist joke..
tot of posting it
but..
nah....

k story...
let me thinkk..
k im gonna create it nw randomly..
so if nt funny, sorie uh readers...

k its goes something like this..


a boy named john who is naughty...
even before both his parent died,
they say if u nvr change u will end up in jail when ur older......
so as per normal john will be ignoring his parents words...
so nt long after dat both his parent died on an accident..
both of them was bang by a shitload truck...
his father died because was thrown out of the car towards the front windshield of the car n was stuck inside shitload...
his mother died before dat due to horrible shocked...
i pity their family man...

so ya...
next few years...
when john was 19,
he was the most wanted man!
he was a maniac magician..
people call him wizard...
he always called up a volunteer to the stage n make them disappear n nvr appear back..
n he himself make himself disappear n appear somewhere far....
n his volunteer always will be found inside opposite sex toilet near there...
i gt his picture below here....

since he was a such a wanted man..
he make himself disappear from others...
a msg that he left to all his fans is..
" if osama cn hide very long why couldn't i"
2 days after everywan noes abt that msg,
he was caught....
he was caught having a snack in the toilet....
a pic dat i receive from police is this wan below...



he was sentence to jail for 3years n 1stroke of cane...
after dat one stroke of canes, dat hurt so much dat he cannot tahan....
he decided to repent n turn to a new leaf...
so when inside the jail,
he started to stick himself to his religion n keep praying...
his sentence then was shorthen to 2years...
then he was out a free man....

first thing first he decided to find a job..
since he gt such a pretty face,
he went to apply a job as a face model....

a photo i steal from him...
after which he was very famous..
his face was at most magazine cover...
here are some of it..







yeah..
nice aren't they?
i noe!
sometimes i dream of dat face..
such a cute boy!

since he was so famous...
he was called up fer an interview for this speacial show..
i cnt remeber wat show...
bt then i gt a snap of a photo of him at the tv screen...

so handsome he...
im so jealous dat i wan to look like him...
haish...

few years later was very very rich!
even his country dime changes to his face....

few years later,
money notes change to his face.....



he was bloody2 rich..
then he had an invention dat can send him to mars..
John acualli had a big dream..
his dream is to go to mars n meet aliens...
so he invent a space ship for him alone to go to mars...
so this is pic... of him inside his spaceship...

hell yeah he meet alien..
bt he told me dat alien doesnt look as wat u human think as...
they look way way way fucking way different from wat u think...
they have 2 different looks...

1 is like this...

n another look like this....

wat a creepy mars...
i will nvr go there man...
bt i salute john's dream n salute his accomplishment of goin there n making frens...
he even brought one of alien creator back home n make it as his pet...

this is him...
we call him pussy..
even tho he look like a monkey and his nt a cat,
bt he always rub his private part...
dats why john called him pussy..
he is so smelly man..
if u wanna noe how mars smell like..
u shud smell pussy...
dat is wat john told me...
hell yeah its disgusting....

so ya....
after fewyears later he died of lung cancer coz he is a heavy smoker....
pity him..
let him rest in peace...
a picture of his tombstone....
Photobucket

k i hope all of u are inspire bt his story n at the same time laugh to it..
ya!

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k n another is just pic that i found dat is very funny.....
so here they are....








k dats all folks...
gtg!bye..
see all of ya on wednesday..
hope to see some tagg!


Thursday, December 25, 2008 @ 10:18 PM
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tagged by jam the survey...

1. Do you have secrets?
i think

2. Would you fall in love with a boy/girl older than you?
not gonna happened.. or maybe uh... as long as she is hot!

3. How long do you intend to wait for someone you really love?
fer few days.. then if nvr happen, go find new one!

4. What would you do with a billion dollars?
buy a house for my family, psp many2, pay all loan, buy car, make real business with mujahid n shop n shop n shop till drop dead...

5. Will you fall in love with your best friend?
wakakakaka.. if i have a gerl bestfren.. hahaha...

6. Which is more blessed, loving someone or being loved by someone?
being love by someone

7. How do you define love?
love is nt a feeling.. love is an ability!

8. If a person you secretly like is attached, what would you do?
break them apart so i cn be with the gerl! im bad!!!!

9. Is there anything that has made you extremely happy?
yea.. bt i forgot wat.. hahah

10. What makes you sad?
sad? very hard to make me sad... maybe my love one die?

11. How would you see yourself in 10 years time?
Singapore most handsome n cute rich man!

12. Who is currently the most important people to you?
Family then frens...

13. What is being regarded as the most important thing in your life?
Still my family...

14. Would you rather be single and rich or married but poor?
single n rich....

15. What is your favourite colour?
black white red

16. If you fall in love with two people simultaneously, and both of them do the
same, who would you pick?
pick the prettier wan... :D

17. Would you forgive and forget no matter how horrible a thing that someone has
done?
yea... im very forgiving n loving u noe.. HAHAHAHAH! bt nt a forgetter... too bad!

18. What do you want to tell to that someone you love?
I WAN FUCK U RIGHT IN THE NOSE! WAKAKAKA.. where i noe??!!...

19. If there's a choice between lover and friends, who would you choose?
erm.. since i dunhave lover so i pick fren.. if have lover also fren.. coz lover cn leave u even if u dunwan...

20. Do you believe there's 'True Love'?
kinda...


5 people who's going to do this survey:
1. Arep
2.Shila
3.caca
4.yaya
5.faiz


Wednesday, December 24, 2008 @ 10:50 PM
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sister popcorn brother candyfloss

hey.......
watsup my readers!
here to entertain u guys again with my style of post...
so yeah!

so this post is about a day at work at toa payoh safra...
for the first time i worked with my sister...
a quote that i said to my sister before goin to werk...
"when we're working we're no longer brother sister"
haahahahha..
kork..
i noe..
hehe...

so ya...
my sister handle the popcorn machine n i handle the candyfloss for the first time...
for all my time werking for this company i only noe how to operate the popcorn machine...
bt then i have to try something new...
so ya...
1st time using n handling the candyfloss was super super hard!!!
bt then get the hang of it after 3-4 hours of try n practicing..
then my sister of coz cn handle the popcorn machine coz its super easy!!!!!
damn it..
hahaha..

k then while werking..
actuallie nt really werking..
we were slacking all the way...
coz there are nt many customer..
so ya..
we keep making popcorn n candyfloss n endup eating it..
hahaha..
esp caca, my sister...
cnt sit down..
once she sit down,
she will start munching the popcorn or go buy food or go buy drink or ask me to make the candyfloss...
hahahahaha...
stupid fat gerl...
hehe...

behind us there was a helium barrel n unblown ballon...
so one time the person doin the ballon wasnt there forvery long..
n kids keep coming asking for ballon..
so i do a UNPAID job by blowin the ballon using the helium for the kids...
ahahhaa...
so ya...
thats all...
awent back home after 6.30...

so today had another job..
n had to operate candyfloss machine again...
bt then wasnt werking with my sister...
i werk wif a cina bkit guy who dont speak english..
hahaha...
so donwant go detail on dat...
so thats all la...
enjoy the pic dat my sister n i snap during werking...














Sunday, December 21, 2008 @ 11:42 PM
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bored


hottest person on eart!
hehe


result


here are the result for the poll...

wtf!!!!

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Wednesday, December 17, 2008 @ 12:25 AM
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sad


me fav cousin, arep n shila..


me sister love,caca n faizal


me lovely cousin yaya n sief...


me coolio bro, fir n zanna


me younger bro, aiman n aisha



n my close fren bella also just gone steady wif her new bf....
besfren currently missing in action wif his gf....
my kaki gerek damai fren also, most of them are attached..
.............................................................................................

walau fucking sedih!
im surrounded with couple....
:'(
bila la aku nk dpt gf?!??!?!?!?!!?!???!?!?!?!?!?...
hahahahahahaa!!!!!!!!!!~
cari punye cari tk dpt2....

finally arep n shila just stead for real nw....
congrats eh...
jgn lupe aku...
haha....

walauwei!!
-_-
btw just wanna wish all the couple good luck....

-_-....
nw its time to hunt for gf!!!
k gtg...
chiaoz...
zoooooooooommmmmmmmmmmmmmm.....



btw.... tk cukup cute ke aku ni????


Tuesday, December 16, 2008 @ 11:59 PM
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2 new world personal record...

watsup all www.rockerz91.blogspot.com readers...
today post IS of coz its bout me again...

just wanna tell u all out there dat ive broke 2 personal world record...
jhahhahaa....
yeah!!
the nt so important 1 is dat,
for the first time in my life i nvr bath for more than 24hrs...
heeeeeheeeeeeeeeeeeeee!!!!
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k...
next....
this is the big 1...

some of u guys noe that i am Ailurophiba(fear of cats)...
damn2 phobia...

to me,
cats is like an alien...
creepy, scary n i believe their tasked is to take over human on earth!!

so...
yesterday arep n his family went to malaysia to celebrate hari raye haji there...
then i was tasked to take care of his cats!!!!!
this cats has a few name...
her owner, arep youngest sister, called her michi...
arep, suppose to be the real owner, called her manje...
atok ali called her manis...
bt i called her pussy....
hahahaha.....
k back to the topic...

so hell yeah!
was kinda pissed bt nvm...
arep say i will get paid to take care of this cat...
so yeah!
i was with the cats all day long...

last time i dun dare to touch, carry, rub-rub, play with the cat...
bt yesterday whole day with the cat have taught me alot...
i touch, carry rub-rub play with the cat n even wash her asshole man!
bloodyhell..
bt nvm....
we became bestfren u noe....
when i say "UP"
she will jump onto the office chair...
when i say sit or lie down,
she will either lie down beside me or at the office chair...
so yeah!

So this is the BIG success in my life...
i take care of a cats....

bt still!
CATS ARE ALIEN...
DUN BELIEVE???
I SHOW U SOME PICTURE THAT I TOOK WITH HER!


SAW DAT EYE OF HER!
SUDDENLY GLOW WHEN I SNAP HER PHOTO!
SO0O0O0O0O0O ALIEN!!


1 MORE EVIDENCE...
SPOOKY MAN!



THE EYE TURN GREEN SUDDENLY...
FREAKY ALIEN = CATS!!!!!!!


SUDDENLY THE EYE OK!


then the eye changed again....


THE OTHER SIDE OF EVERY CAT FACE IS
ALIEN FACE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

ARGH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
BT NVM.....
THIS IS THE GOOD N WISE ALIEN NT THE BAD WAN !....
SO YEAH...

K...
TO SUMMARIZE THE WHOLE POST....

  1. TODAY I DIDNT BATH FOR MORE THAN 24HR FOR THE FIRST TIME IN MY WHOLE LIFE
  2. I SLEPT WITH N TAKE CARE OF A CATS ALSO KNOWN AS ALIEN!
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!
CHIAOZ!

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Tuesday, December 9, 2008 @ 10:49 PM
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ANOTHER POLL!!

k..
im gonna do 1 more poll..
hahaha...
so exciting to use poll ya noe!.
hahhahaha...
kk...

here is the question...

Some say my face look like a gerl...
n
Some say my face look like a devilish child who have a connection with ghost...
so guy!
choose 1..
cnnt both!
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leave u guy wif 1 picture each to make up ur choice...





Gerl face or Devil's Child Face?
Gegerl
Devil's Child
pollcode.com free polls




hari raya haji

tmr gonna be hari raya haji celebration..
so wanna wish all
slamat hari raye haji maaf zahir batin
to all family connection, fren, ex, daters, n who ever noe me...
wakakakakakakakakaka!!!!!!!

lets name the ppl because im very boring right now...

the family
  • ibu
  • ayah
  • uncleman
  • nenek
  • abg
  • kakak
  • adek-adek2 tiri
  • makcik2
  • pakcik2
  • cousin2
  • datuk2
  • nenek2

all frens...
no need name la.. so many of them...


the exes^
  1. N*R
  2. F****H
  3. L**A
  4. S*****I
  5. J****H
  6. A**A
  7. L****A
The daters^
  • M******H
  • N***N
^ means (only first n last letter of their called name, to cover their identities..)

k dats all chiaoz...


Sunday, December 7, 2008 @ 10:21 PM
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K IM TIRED TI UPDATE FULLY... K ..

SO WENT OUT WITH BELLA N WATCHED WILDCHILD LAST THURSDAY...
COZ FRIDAY HAVE TO START WERKING SO NEED TO ENJOY 1 DAY B4..

K DA..
LET PICTURE DO THE TALKING..
CHIAOZZZZZZZZZ













Saturday, December 6, 2008 @ 5:58 PM
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